Life Choice Analyst Pillows

But is it all worth it?

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Call me?"

Crap from the future.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

YOLO vs YODO

Modern Life Blues

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"Very funny."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"Honey, I'm home."

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

"I had a hell a time choosing which wine went with your unrealistic expectation of me."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

"He looks so natural."

"I hate her snoring, especially during sex."

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I don't know what's worse - my helicopter mom or her drone."

"He quit his job to pursue his dreams."

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

'Motherly radar, we've know about. Now we suspect motherly in-home surveillance cameras.'

"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."

"Pop-up prison."

'How many are just staying together for the kids? OK, that's good, very good.'