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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Choice hellhole

The Eternal Question

Illogic Tree

"Take this box of rumors, innuendo and hearsay and turn it into decisive leadership."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

In a Quandary

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

Question man

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Tourists

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"

Bad Decision Tree

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

'Now that the A level results are out a lot of kids are making choices that will affect them for the rest of their lives...'

'My job is to make decisions. Your job is to make them good decisions.'

"Take a seat please sir."