Decision Explorer Gifts

I'm figuring what's good for me, but only by the process of elimination.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Choice hellhole

The Eternal Question

Illogic Tree

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

"Take this box of rumors, innuendo and hearsay and turn it into decisive leadership."

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

In a Quandary

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

Question man

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

"Challenge or threat?"

Tourists

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"

Bad Decision Tree

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

'Now that the A level results are out a lot of kids are making choices that will affect them for the rest of their lives...'

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

Walk. Wait. Reassess your Priorities.

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

One Way (But Not Necessarily the Right Way.)

'My job is to make decisions. Your job is to make them good decisions.'