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"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Choice hellhole

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

European Parliament.

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

Tourists

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

"Take a seat please sir."

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Are you a decisive type person?"