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"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Choice hellhole

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

European Parliament.

"Challenge or threat?"

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

Tourists

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

My parents want me to move out and spin my own cocoon, but I'm waiting until I decide what kind of wings I want to grow.

Walk. Wait. Reassess your Priorities.

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

"Are you a decisive type person?"

Can't you decide what you want? Is that a trick question? Menu.