Indecision Analyzer T-Shirts

"Are you a decisive type person?"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Illogic Tree

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

House of Waffling

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

European Parliament.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Bad Decision Tree

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

'Now that the A level results are out a lot of kids are making choices that will affect them for the rest of their lives...'

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Take a seat please sir."

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."

'You've been studying the menu since early morning, surely you must be ready to order!'

"I'll give ya another minute..."