Indecision Analyzer Gifts

"Are you a decisive type person?"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

Illogic Tree

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

House of Waffling

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

European Parliament.

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Bad Decision Tree

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

My parents want me to move out and spin my own cocoon, but I'm waiting until I decide what kind of wings I want to grow.

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

'Now that the A level results are out a lot of kids are making choices that will affect them for the rest of their lives...'

"Take a seat please sir."

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

I'm figuring what's good for me, but only by the process of elimination.

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."

'Oh, I don't know, part of me wants to get married and part of me wants to stay single...and part of me wants to sail around the world and part of me wants to enter a monastery and part of me wants to be a hairdresser and part of me wants to...'

'You've been studying the menu since early morning, surely you must be ready to order!'