Decisions Analyst Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful gift for a decisions analyst? Our collection blends humor and intelligence, perfect for those who thrive on data, analysis, and making smart choices. Find mugs, t-shirts, and more that speak their language and add a touch of wit to their everyday.

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'Now that the A level results are out a lot of kids are making choices that will affect them for the rest of their lives...'

'Now that the A level results are out a lot of kids are making choices that will affect them for the rest of their lives...' mockup

'Now that the A level results are out a lot of kids are making choices that will affect them for the rest of their lives...'

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'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.' mockup

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

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Pounding speeds up the computer.

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"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down." mockup

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

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The Anti-Agent

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British savings accounts

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"My email is down... talk to me." mockup

"My email is down... talk to me."

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The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now." mockup

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options mockup

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

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Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree. mockup

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

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"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!" mockup

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

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"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target." mockup

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

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'3 Second Loading Zone.'

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Fear/Knowledge

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"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?" mockup

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ." mockup

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

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'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!' mockup

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

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"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week." mockup

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

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"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?" mockup

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

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Light Bulb Moment

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"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!" mockup

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

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Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens. mockup

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

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"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows." mockup

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

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'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.' mockup

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

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'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?' mockup

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

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"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped." mockup

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

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"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records." mockup

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

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"Morning, all!"

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Lethal Presentation

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'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.' mockup

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

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Decisions Analyst Gifts Collection

Decisions Analyst Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs tailored for decisions analysts, blending humor and intelligence to brighten their mornings and coffee breaks.

Decisions Analyst Pillows

Discover pillows that bring humor and personality to any space, ideal for decisions enthusiasts who love to cozy up with a good pun.

Decisions Analyst Prints

Browse our selection of stylish prints designed for decision lovers, adding inspiration and a dash of humor to their home or office.

Decisions Analyst T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that perfectly match a decisions analyst’s wit and style—great for work, casual outings, or just making a statement.