Choice Analyst Gifts

Searching for a gift for a choice analyst? Our collection is tailored for those who thrive on analysis, enjoy making smart decisions, and love to think creatively. Find humorous and insightful products that celebrate their analytical mind and sense of humor, from mugs to prints, designed to bring a smile to their face.

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"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month." mockup

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options mockup

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

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Crap from the future.

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'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.' mockup

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

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"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?" mockup

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

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Modern Life Blues

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"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself." mockup

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

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Choice hellhole

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"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal." mockup

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

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"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs." mockup

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

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Illogic Tree

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'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?' mockup

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

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'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.' mockup

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

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'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!' mockup

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

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"Very funny."

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'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!' mockup

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

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Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy". mockup

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

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Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power". mockup

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

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How to choose...

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Question man

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The road less traveled.

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"Honest, J.B., I don't think that little girl's lemonade stand on Cerritos Street will hurt our business!"

"Honest, J.B., I don't think that little girl's lemonade stand on Cerritos Street will hurt our business!" mockup

"Honest, J.B., I don't think that little girl's lemonade stand on Cerritos Street will hurt our business!"

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“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?” mockup

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

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"He looks so natural."

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'More options!'

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"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"

"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?" mockup

"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"

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"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes." mockup

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

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'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?' mockup

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

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Failure - Success

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"Is the hamburger innovative?"

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'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.' mockup

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

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Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

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"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough." mockup

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

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"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."

"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel." mockup

"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."

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Choice Analyst Gifts Collection

Choice Analyst Mugs

Explore a variety of mugs designed for choice analysts—full of wit, wisdom, and a touch of humor to brighten their mornings.

Choice Analyst Pillows

Discover pillows themed for choice analysts—combine comfort with humor and insight to add personality to their favorite spaces.

Choice Analyst Prints

Check out our prints that celebrate choice analysts—perfect for motivating or amusing those who love analysis and creative thinking.

Choice Analyst T-Shirts

Browse our selection of t-shirts for choice analysts—fun, clever, and perfect for showing off their love for analysis and decision-making.