Choice Analyst Gifts

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Crap from the future.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Modern Life Blues

Choice hellhole

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

Illogic Tree

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"Very funny."

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

How to choose...

Question man

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"Honest, J.B., I don't think that little girl's lemonade stand on Cerritos Street will hurt our business!"

'More options!'

The road less traveled.

"He looks so natural."

"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

Failure - Success

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."