Choice Explorers Gifts

This Way/That Way

'Teenagers!'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Choice hellhole

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

"Great, now we're lost."

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"Exscuse me, but I think I'm in the wrong shaped hole."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"In five years I see myself sitting on the shoulder of a successful pirate captain."

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

Baseball Angels

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Let's throw it agianst the wall and see what sticks, inc

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

If it weren't for successful H.S. dropouts, who'd hire the college graduate.

Boris Bike

"Challenge or threat?"