Choice Creator Gifts

"I need a minute."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

The Map of the human brain

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Choice hellhole

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

Creative Director skipping through an advertising portfolio.

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

How to choose...

Yahweh/Your Way

Question man

The road less traveled.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Elevator dilemma.

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

'More options!'

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

'I've invented copyright.'

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

Failure - Success

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

How to make a concept album

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

I'm going to argue that free will should be considered a form of entrapment.

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.