Choice Champions Gifts

How to choose...

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Choice hellhole

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

Man rolling ball up a hill

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'More options!'

Elevator dilemma.

The road less traveled.

'Determined little guy.'

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

Failure - Success

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

'No, thanks, pal -- I don't want to get involved.'

Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway

Abortion clinic, "Let's prevent it before it happens!"

U.S. Supreme Court: All in a week's work.

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

I'm going to argue that free will should be considered a form of entrapment.

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

One Way (But Not Necessarily the Right Way.)

"I need a minute."

'Thanks for being there.'

Elevator buttons: Up, Down, Out of Bounds.

Which magazine?

It was almost called 'Jerry Bens' until the famous eat-off of '78,

This Way/That Way