Choice hellhole
Choice Challenger Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who thrives on making tough choices and enjoys creative challenges? Our collection captures their daring spirit with clever designs on mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for the innovative thinker in your life! Whether they’re puzzle lovers or decision warriors, these thoughtful gifts speak to their adventurous and decision-driven personality in a fun, light-hearted way.
Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)
"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"
I'm going to argue that free will should be considered a form of entrapment.
"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."
"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"
Caricature of Noam Chomsky
'Confusionism'
Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)
How to choose...
'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'
'More options!'
If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!
Elevator dilemma.
Failure - Success
Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.
"Pudits tell me what to think. TV tells me what to watch. Ads tell me what to buy. You really care about my opinion?"
Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway
'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'
"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"
Casino. Ask about our frequent take-a-flyer program.
Medieval Patent Office
"Hmm...I'm still undecided."
'The end is near.'
"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."
"I need a minute."
Dangerous ideas
One Way (But Not Necessarily the Right Way.)
Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.
"Shame on you!. . . For disagreeing with us!"
In and Out Tray
Choice Challenger Gifts Collection
Choice Challenger Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find designs that celebrate decision-makers and creative explorers—perfect for starting conversations and daily motivation.
Choice Challenger Pillows
Check out our pillows collection to find cozy, inspiring designs that celebrate the spirit of challenge and creativity in every corner of their home.
Choice Challenger Prints
Browse our art prints collection to find striking visuals that honor the boldness of choice challengers and creative minds—bring inspiration to any wall.
Choice Challenger T-Shirts
Discover our T-shirt collection featuring bold statements and witty designs for those who love to challenge and create—ideal for everyday wear.