Ed was a terrific executive in every respect except for his appaling lack of street smarts.
Common Sense Challenger Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for someone who questions convention and loves thinking differently? Our collection of fun and clever items honors their unique perspective, blending humor with a dash of rebellion. Whether they’re a friend, family member, or colleague, these gifts will make them smile and feel appreciated for their creative, challenge-the-status-quo mindset.
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
Alternative Medicine
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."
Choice hellhole
"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"
Caricature of Noam Chomsky
'Confusionism'
''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'
'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'
Man rolling ball up a hill
CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'
'Would it be more economical for them to develop their own comparable product, or steal the competition's formulae and fight it out in the courts?'
"Pudits tell me what to think. TV tells me what to watch. Ads tell me what to buy. You really care about my opinion?"
'In my experience, common sense is far from common. . .'
"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"
'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'
Medieval Patent Office
'The end is near.'
"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."
Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)
'Jack has two apples and three apples. That adds up to six.'
"Shame on you!. . . For disagreeing with us!"
I'm going to argue that free will should be considered a form of entrapment.
Dangerous ideas
In and Out Tray
'That's an innovative idea...but we would never consider it. It hasn't been done before.'
'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'
"Let me see you fly around the block a few times - then we'll talk business!"
"I have the same relationship with Sherlock Holmes. He protects me, guides my destiny, and I... Oh, wait... You were talking about God. Sorry, I always get them mixed up because they're both imaginary."
Surviving the credit storm.
Open At Other End.
No New Thoughts
Common Sense Challenger Gifts Collection
Common Sense Challenger Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the creative and curious—perfect for the common sense challenger in your life to start their day with a smile.
Common Sense Challenger Pillows
Find pillows that add humor and personality to any space—great for the creative mind who enjoys relaxed, witty decor.
Common Sense Challenger Prints
Discover art prints that inspire out-of-the-box thinking and humor—perfect for decorating the space of a true creative rebel.
Common Sense Challenger T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that celebrate individuality and clever thinking—ideal for those who love to challenge norms with style.