Conspiracy Theory Challenger Gifts

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Alternative Medicine

Do not think outside the box!

Freedom of Speech

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

Mars Rover

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

Voting Difficulties

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Join our 'conspiracy theory' of-the-month club - JFK and Princess Di.

'I've done everything that medical science can do...now I suggest you sacrifice a goat to Nagoomba.'

The Power of the Pen

Rush Limbaugh, Balloon Boy.

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

"I told you to stop and ask for directions back at Alpha Centauri, but noooo..."

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

Big Brother Attacks Your Brain,

'And the NRA puts a chip in every gun. . . then they send random signals and those guns start killing people.'

"Tell the general there'll be no reasoning with these idiots. They've brought along a conspiracy theorist."

Join our 'Conspiracy Theory' Book Club.

'Watch her, she's a whistle blower!'

Flat Dog Society.

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"Hey, knock it off. We need those!"

'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'