Theory Challenger Gifts

"My paper will revolutionise our perception of core scientific principles..."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Mental Health System Breakdown

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'Confusionism'

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

"Always a bridesmaid..."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."