Truth Challenger Gifts

"Have you ever thought about climbing the highest mountain?"

"Interesting resume. Have you considered applying at a book publisher? You have quite a flair for fiction."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Countless observations and calculations based on the scientific method led me to the conclusion that the center of the universe is not planet earth, but. . ."

Choice hellhole

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"Overruled."

'Confusionism'

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

The Press

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"As board members, we need to speak with one voice, I'm suggesting Donald Duck."

Truth, Justice, Equal Time.

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

"Always a bridesmaid..."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Truth, justice and a damn good lawyer.

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'