Truth Crusader Gifts

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"This detergent sucks."

'Yes... the truth will set you free... but so will a damn good attorney.'

"My biggest weakness is honesty...who gives flying-fig what you think!?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Anti-war libra.

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"See. . .? We did do something."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"Overruled."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Holder Ooopsie

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

Truth, justice and a damn good lawyer.

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

Spiked prison bunk.

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'

John Lewis

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

SOPA supporters regroup.

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

Selling Justice

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

'This is outrageous! I could go to prison for sending miners into an unsafe mine!'

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"