'Way too much information on your resume.'
Ethics Crusader Gifts
Looking for a gift for your ethics crusader? Our collection features clever and inspiring items that reflect their passion for justice, fairness, and integrity. Whether they’re an activist or a thoughtful idealist, these gifts will resonate and motivate. From humorous mugs to bold prints, find a way to honor their commitment to making the world a better place. Each piece is designed to spark conversations and inspire action, making your gift both meaningful and memorable.
'The checks from lobbyists are in...the balances of our super PACs are up...'
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."
Anti-war libra.
Racial Profiling
"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"
When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.
Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …
'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'
"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."
"See. . .? We did do something."
Flushing Democracy
"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."
'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'
'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'
Supreme Liberty Court
Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%
Rupert Murdoch in the mud.
Holder Ooopsie
'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'
"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."
American flag with the shadow of a gun.
Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'
"Of course Mahmoud Khalil broke the law! Look, there's no such 1st Amendment in the Constitution!"
"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."
'What you say here remains confidential. Except what I tell my wife and she dishes to her gossipy girlfriends.'
'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'
"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."
Spiked prison bunk.
Selling Justice
John Lewis
"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"
"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."
'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'
Ethics Crusader Gifts Collection
Ethics Crusader Mugs
Explore our mugs collection with witty and inspiring designs for the ethics crusader in your life.
Ethics Crusader Pillows
Check out our pillows that speak to the ethics warrior—comfort with a cause.
Ethics Crusader Prints
Browse prints that promote justice and fairness—art with a meaningful message for your crusader.
Ethics Crusader T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for your ethics crusader—funny, bold, and full of moral support!