Moral Crusader Gifts

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"I'm still righting wrongs. And you?

"...And now, some bad news for those of you who still have a moral compass...."

"Hang on - these t-shirts are so cheap I'm a bit suspicious about where they were made."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Anti-war libra.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Racial Profiling

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"See. . .? We did do something."

Flushing Democracy

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Holder Ooopsie

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Supreme Liberty Court

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

"Of course Mahmoud Khalil broke the law! Look, there's no such 1st Amendment in the Constitution!"

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Spiked prison bunk.

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'