Crime Crusader Gifts

Policemen

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Super pets.

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Anti-war libra.

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

One way only.

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

'Way too much information on your resume.'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

"See. . .? We did do something."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Robot Robber