Cybercrime Crusader Gifts

Robot Robber

"I'm afraid the school has experienced a ransomware attack. We'd like you kids to donate whatever you can!"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

Knights of the iPhone

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

Trying to switch on the computer.

Internet security illustration.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

'Your honor, no weapons or violence were involved, since my client's breaking and entering were done online.'

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

Super Highwayman.

"I'm here to protect your data!"

"Your wife is right. It's stupid to think you're being watched and bugged. And zip up your fly."