'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'
Cyber Crime Fighter Gifts
Looking for a gift for your cyber crime fighter? Whether they’re cybersecurity experts or digital vigilantes, our collection offers humorous and clever products that speak their language. From mug designs that make a statement to comfy pillows that celebrate their passion, you’ll find something that truly resonates. Perfect for those who defend us online or love all things tech-related, these gifts are as smart as they are fun.
Beware of sophisticated, hard to detect e-mail scams.
'Do you know the PENALTY for hacking Government websites?'
"The lengths I have to go to prevent google stealing my data."
Hate Platforms
Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.
'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'
'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
Mayhem, Inc. Part 29
"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."
"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"
'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'
"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"
Violent Crime Statistics
Internet Cafe.
'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'
"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."
"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."
'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'
"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"
Robot Robber
'Oh no! They've been pinched.'
"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."
With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!
Gullboy and Pigeonman
I'd rather be phishing.
"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."
"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'
"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."
Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.
The Ferguson Effect
"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"
'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'
"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"
Cyber Crime Fighter Gifts Collection
Cyber Crime Fighter Mugs
Find the perfect mug to celebrate your cyber crime fighter. Our collection features witty, tech-inspired designs that make every coffee break a moment of pride.
Cyber Crime Fighter Pillows
Give a gift of comfort with pillows that honor the cyber crime fighter. Stylish and amusing, they add a personal touch to any cozy corner.
Cyber Crime Fighter Prints
Decorate their space with prints that celebrate digital heroes. Our selection of clever artwork is ideal for cyber crime fighters who love to show their passion.
Cyber Crime Fighter T-Shirts
Looking for a T-shirt that resonates with your cyber crime fighter? Browse our humorous and bold designs perfect for anyone defending the digital realm.