Cyber Crime Cop Gifts

I'd rather be phishing.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"I think Baxter needs a break."

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

"...and for your part in the computer fraud I sentence you to eighteen months @www.hermajestiesprison.co.uk"

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

"He opened his email and saw the attachment from an unknown source. His hand slowly reached to click on the paper clip. He had no idea what horror awaited him. . ."

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

It's only an email, what harm can it do?

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

Amateur Spam.

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

Cybergeist: They're here!

"My policeman father gave me a ticket on the information super highway!"

"Serious life hack, dude."

"When I paid you to hack into the school's computer to change my grade, I meant to an A, not an F."

'Your honor, no weapons or violence were involved, since my client's breaking and entering were done online.'

Policeman on the internet looking for suspect.

Cyber Terrorism

It's my turn to put you under electronic surveillance. Cops-n-Robbers-n-Identity Thieves-n-Corporate Investigators.

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

Super Highwayman.

'With the help of this program...yes the wireless network password - I'm in!'

Internet Spying

'When the Secretary of the Navy signed off with, 'Long live the Ayatollah', I knew we had been hacked.'