Cyber Detective Gifts

Internet Security

'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.'

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

"...and for your part in the computer fraud I sentence you to eighteen months @www.hermajestiesprison.co.uk"

"Will that be cash, or a chance to expose your credit card to fraudulent use?"

'With the help of this program...yes the wireless network password - I'm in!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'When the Secretary of the Navy signed off with, 'Long live the Ayatollah', I knew we had been hacked.'

'I'm shopping on the net.'

Internet Spying

"I think Baxter needs a break."

Digital money theft

It's only an email, what harm can it do?

'I don't understand how this happened - I just changed my password from 12345 to 123456!'

"Here's an unusual security question...'What's it all about, Alfie?'"

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

"When I paid you to hack into the school's computer to change my grade, I meant to an A, not an F."

"Be honest, are you internet dating somebody else?"

'No! I don't worry about hackers. I INVENTED the firewall.'

Phisherman's Friend

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

Amateur Spam.

'Internet shopping' 'Click here to find out who did the building society job'

Cybergeist: They're here!

"And that's our hacking department."

'Mixed success in our computer training program, sir - half our grads have given up violent crime for computer crime.'

We know your e-mail address!

Policeman on the internet looking for suspect.

It's my turn to put you under electronic surveillance. Cops-n-Robbers-n-Identity Thieves-n-Corporate Investigators.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"