Cyber Detective Pillows

Internet Security

'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.'

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

"...and for your part in the computer fraud I sentence you to eighteen months @www.hermajestiesprison.co.uk"

"Will that be cash, or a chance to expose your credit card to fraudulent use?"

'With the help of this program...yes the wireless network password - I'm in!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'When the Secretary of the Navy signed off with, 'Long live the Ayatollah', I knew we had been hacked.'

'I'm shopping on the net.'

Internet Spying

"I think Baxter needs a break."

Digital money theft

It's only an email, what harm can it do?

'I don't understand how this happened - I just changed my password from 12345 to 123456!'

"Here's an unusual security question...'What's it all about, Alfie?'"

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

"When I paid you to hack into the school's computer to change my grade, I meant to an A, not an F."

"Be honest, are you internet dating somebody else?"

'No! I don't worry about hackers. I INVENTED the firewall.'

Phisherman's Friend

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

Amateur Spam.

'Internet shopping' 'Click here to find out who did the building society job'

"And that's our hacking department."

'Mixed success in our computer training program, sir - half our grads have given up violent crime for computer crime.'

We know your e-mail address!

Policeman on the internet looking for suspect.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"