Digital Detective Pillows

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

"You know, you can do this just as easily online."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."

'To improve security I used a two-factor authentication on my account: my social security number and my credit card number.'

"This 'digital revolution' - can we muscle in on that?"

'Be careful! It could be a phishing mail!'

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

Angel and devil advising on whether a man should open an email attachment.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

Beware of Sophisticated, Hard to Spot, Email Scams,

'I just read an online article that says you should never believe anything you read online.'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

Spam email is everywhere.

'Help!'

"Next time you get a strange email with a paperclip, don't click on it!"

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"It guessed your PIN number and cleaned out your bank account. Your move."

'If you don't believe me, Google it.'

'Welcome to Facebook. To reset your password, please enter your Social Security number.'

"I don't want to alarm anyone, but our cybersecurity team told us to be on the lookout for deepfakes."

"I want you to hear it from me before you hear it from the hackers who broke into our files."

"Meet the new head of security."

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'Those are interesting questions Timmy. I suggest you ask your search engine.'

'It's an internet survey asking if there are too many internet surveys.'

"What great free apps you have, grandma!"

'This is terrible Hackers can get through my firewall and customers can't get through my CAPCHA's,'

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

E-mail message - You have a message that isn't junk!

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."