Dig Detective Pillows

Mick Aston, Time Team - RIP.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'So who needs sonar?!'

Computer Expert

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Where was I?

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Terry had a computer bug.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Clickbait

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'