Digestive Detective Pillows

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

How long have you got? Until they discover a cure for IBS!

'Your problem is keeping things down. I want you to take this one pill four times a day.'

'If I knew what those trillions of bacteria wanted, I'd give it to them.'

'I've got acid indigestion.'

"It's his body language. All I hear is snorting, burping, and ominous rumblings from his lower extremities."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'I'm off to see the gizzard.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Computer Expert

Where was I?

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

Terry had a computer bug.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'