Digging Detective Pillows

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

A boy acting suspiciously

Sunbathers.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

"It appears the pain is caused by your acupuncture treatments."

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."

Archaeologists