Digging Enthusiast Pillows

"That's quite a hole. Did ya dig 'er by hand?"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'So I hear you're our new tunneling expert.'

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

Archaeologists

'You're an Archeologist right? So why don't you go and dig in OUR garden for a change!'

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'

"Boy, am I glad I'm out on this expedition! If I were home, my wife would have me working in the yard!"

"OK guys - we'll show them how to dig for coal."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sunbathers.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Rainbow/Horizon

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

On board the MS Hepatology

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."