Digging Aficionado Pillows

'A loader/backhoe - what a great retirement gift!'

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

Sunbathers.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Digger.

A Classic Goldfish Game.

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Oil Workers

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

Early Space Blunders

Archaeologists

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

Two hundred years before Newton, Columbus discovers gravity in the New World.

An astronaut lands on the moon to find that his lunar module has landed by a parking meter.