Hole Digging Aficionado Pillows

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Sunbathers.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Oil Workers

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

Archaeologists

'I hope you're a member of the miners' union.'

"A bone is a bone right?"

'Oh yes, it was definitely love at first sight. From the moment I set eyes on his credit rating.'

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

"Never ask a retired archaeologist to go find something in the basement."

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Footprint on Alaska

'I think you're following too close!'

"Trevor left the pit ten years ago.. but he likes to keep his hands in."

"This is my new pool Rodney...yeah, I know it doesn't take up too much of the garden but it is 100ft deep!"

'You're an Archeologist right? So why don't you go and dig in OUR garden for a change!'