Divining Detective Pillows

"Sparkling or still" "Stop showing off Ted"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

'Okay - who leaked?'

"It seemed like a long timeout."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

"That's not what I said."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

'Did you see who pushed you?'

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

The Water Diviner

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!"

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"