Mystical Detective Pillows

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

'Okay - who leaked?'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Water divining Mars

"I'll be right back."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

Palm Reader...

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Finally, I would just like to reassure the American public that ther is NO 'great U.F.O. cover-up...'."

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

'You're an inspector now?'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Rum Mage Sale Today

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

'Should I buy or sell?'

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

"You will be going on a long journey..."

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

'I keep getting his answering machine.'

"Your fortune will be fifty pounds lighter when you leave this room."

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"This, of course, is a medium strength medication."

'I suppose 'how did the mystery serial end? was better than no message at all.'