Celestial Detective Pillows

"Say - it's over a month since we last told the press we've observed a strange object we've never seen before."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Okay - who leaked?'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

The EP-21 spy plane.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Newton's Law and Order.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Johannes Kepler

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

First space criminal investigation

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"Wow - you should've been out there! That meteor shower was spectacular!!"