Celestial Crime Lovers Pillows

'And make it look like an accident.'

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Celestial Navigation

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Jenga!!!

Golfing with God.

You are everywhere.

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Angel with speed camera.

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'Whoops!'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"I'm your sun!"

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'He seems nice.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'It was a split decision.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'