Celestial Crime Lovers Pillows

'And make it look like an accident.'

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Celestial Navigation

Jenga!!!

Golfing with God.

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

You are everywhere.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Angel with speed camera.

"I'm your sun!"

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'He seems nice.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!