Celestial Lovers Pillows

"We're engaged!"

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Jenga!!!

Glimpses One Dollar

Angel with speed camera.

"I'm your sun!"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'It was a split decision.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Lust in Space.

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Me? Twinkling? -- I thought YOU were twinkling.'

I can give you the Moon.

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

'God wants to see you.'

"Any requests?"

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

Benedict XVI Resigns.