Celestial Lover Pillows

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

Jenga!!!

"You had me at sextile moon."

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Quantum Psychic

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Glimpses One Dollar

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'It was a split decision.'

Hubble Telescope

Lust in Space.

'We haven't had a client in weeks - maybe we should make a promotional video.'

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

I can give you the Moon.

"Any requests?"

'Me? Twinkling? -- I thought YOU were twinkling.'