Celestial Music Lover Pillows

"The truth is, I really can't stand world music!"

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Sir Patrick Moore.

Guitars in Heaven

An amplified harp

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Jenga!!!

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Life on cloud 8

You are everywhere.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'He seems nice.'

A little night music...

'It was a split decision.'

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!