Celestial Choir Enthusiast Pillows

"We have another request for stairway to heaven. Any other requests? Anything?"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

The Dog Choir

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

An amplified harp

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Ventriloquist Audition

"Great set of pipes!"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Double bass in space

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

You are everywhere.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Claudius Monteverdi.

'Whoops!'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Angel with speed camera.

Pastoral Choirs

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Church Hymn

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

The Corus.

"I'm your sun!"

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."