Celestial Choir Enthusiast Gifts

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

An amplified harp

The Dog Choir

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Ventriloquist Audition

"Great set of pipes!"

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Double bass in space

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

You are everywhere.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Claudius Monteverdi.

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"I'm your sun!"

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Church Hymn

Pastoral Choirs

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

The Corus.

'Whoops!'

Angel with speed camera.

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"