Celestial Music Admirer Gifts

A little night music...

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Deflator mouse

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

An amplified harp

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

They met at the Met.

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

You are everywhere.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Barber of Seville

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

Cherub string quartets

Nina Simone

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

'He seems nice.'

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space