Celestial Admirers Gifts

"Holy Mackerel!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

You are everywhere.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Whoops!'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"I'm your sun!"

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Angel with speed camera.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'He seems nice.'

A little night music...

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Marriage Counseling.

Lunar Eclipse

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

Hubble Telescope

Budget Astronomy

Shadow

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.