Celestial Enthusiasts Gifts

"Joseph, what a wonderful creation."

'I died on the first day of the rest of my life.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I've been considering your request for a transfer, Finchley."

Heaven will look great on our r

Angel with speed camera.

'What's with all the lawyers suddenly getting struck by lightening?'

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

'I'm afraid you've just missed him; he's having his appraisal.'

'Could you shinny up toward the middle, Bill?'

'God wants to see you.'

Angel meeting the devil halfway for a smoke.

"I'm your sun!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"It could never work between us."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Astronaut

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Moon and Star

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"