Celestial Sports Enthusiasts Gifts

Angel putting into his halo.

God/Saint Watching Football.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

You are everywhere.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Angel with speed camera.

'Whoops!'

"I'm your sun!"

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'He seems nice.'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Angel Basketball

Budget Astronomy

"What luck!"

'God wants to see you.'

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'