Celestial Football Enthusiast Gifts

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

You are everywhere.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Angel with speed camera.

'Whoops!'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"I'm your sun!"

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'He seems nice.'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

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