Celestial Fan Gifts

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'Peter, about your new desk . . .'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'What's the wi-fi like?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

World Cup Universe.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

'They come down here to smoke.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

Angel Basketball

I'm afraid of heights.

Hand me the remote...

"Two bars—how about you?"

A bird leaves an egg spaceship.

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"Flip you for the top bunk."

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

"Separate clouds, please."

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

'It's a conversation piece.'

"Sorry. I'm molting."