Celestial Fan Mugs

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'Peter, about your new desk . . .'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'What's the wi-fi like?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'They come down here to smoke.'

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

Angel Basketball

A bird leaves an egg spaceship.

"Two bars—how about you?"

Hand me the remote...

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

"Flip you for the top bunk."

"Separate clouds, please."

'It's a conversation piece.'

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

God plays golf

Designated smoking area of the gods

"Sorry. I'm molting."

"I have to twinkle"