Celestial Food Fan Gifts

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Tzatzikicicle

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

Angel Basketball

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Two bars—how about you?"

"The chef is a frustrated architect."