Celestial Event Fan Gifts

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Glimpses One Dollar

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Angel Basketball

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"What luck!"

I'm afraid of heights.

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

'Wow. What a party animal!'

Solar eclipse 2024

Designated smoking area of the gods

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

"Do you know why the universe works so well? God runs it like a business, that's why."

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

Heavenly Tennis.

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

Earth Going Viral

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

Sock Salesman Award

"You've known this guy like 10 seconds. Why the fuck would you bring him to ZOOMsgiving?!"

Angel forgets heaven's pin number.

The God's football

'Peter, about your new desk . . .'

'Homer!'

'I forget is it a star or a planet that blinks...'

New Year's Eve at the Vatican